A Little Parody I Wrote For My Friend Who Never Logs In

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To the tune of Cat's in the Cradle

My friend logged in just the other day
He chose his class in the usual way
But there was Last of Us, and Red thirteen
I joined the scions while he was away
And I was fifty 'fore he knew it, and as I grew
He'd say "I'm gonna log in like you, friend"
"You know I'm gonna log in like you."

And the Ultima Weapon and the Waking Sands
King Moogle Mog and Gaius commands
"When you logging in, friend?" "I don't know when"
But we'll raid together then
You know we'll run a dungeon then

I reached Ishgard just the other day
I said, Nidhogg is here, friend, come on let's slay
Can I teach you to fly, he said, not today
I got a lot to do, I said, that's okay
And he walked away, but his smile never dimmed
It said, I'm gonna login like him, yeah
You know I'm gonna login like him

And the Ultima Weapon and the Waking Sands
King Moogle Mog and Gaius commands
"When you logging in, friend?" "I don't know when"
But we'll raid together then
You know we'll run a dungeon then

To be continued...

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