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That's weird, you're moogle acting strange recently too?
Mine is usually sitting at home with a surprised look on his face when I come in (like I interrupted him in the middle of something). He loves to talk in all caps (aka GUANMODE for Valefor people). He won't leave me alone sometimes when the only thing I want is a little peace or just a second to rest.
"RESTING YOUR EYES, KUPO!?"
"LEAVING SO SOON, KUPO!?"
"OH, I'LL LOOK AFTER YOUR ITEMS, KUPO!"
He sounds different when he says it though, he doesn't say it like he used to. It's almost as if he's accusing me of something. =/
Every once in a while when I switch armor and weapons in my Mog house I'll hear a Sneak Attack sound, but I know I didn't do it. I didn't slip on my macros and my timers are still up.
He's been doing late night "eternal spin" parties. I'll fall asleep in my bed and when I wake up again he's still spinning, he goes through water like crazy. I normally think he's just really happy, but lately I'm concerned, I think he may be doing drugs, he's been acting very strange. He told me he can "feel" the harpsicord music in the moghouse.
"Chaaaaaange jobs! KUPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPO!!!!"
I'm finding some of my items missing, I didn't think he'd do that but I'm starting to wonder if he's been pawning off my stuff. I've been finding remnants of Gaussbit Grass near the fireplace, I hadn't touched the stuff since level 20.
"HAS MY ASSISTANCE BEEN REACHING YOU MASTER!? OH WOW, YOU'VE GOT A FUNKY BLUE AURA...I MEAN A FAINT ICE ENEGRY, YOU SHOULD SEE THIS!"
He's always warping to my Mog house in Bastok and checking on my plants...I don't remember planting anything recently. I checked the AH and saw that he pawned off the Power Bow I gave him a while back for what he called a "quest", when I confronted him he denied it. I think he's skimming off of my deliveries too.
It's good to see someone else with the same problems. If your moogle is stalking you outside of the mog house that's a warning sign, get out of that relationship.
"GOING SOMEWHERE, KUPO!?"
